Dear Desdemona,
My brother hiked his leg on my dog steps. Can we double neuter? The first one obviously didn't take.
Signed, Busted in Ball Ground
My Guilty Brother
Dear B in B,
Are you female? I’m think you must be, because no male would ever come up with the idea of double neutering!
Regardless, I don’t think double neutering is an option.
I suggest you even up the score. Find your brothers most prized possession, have a nice long drink, and let loose!
D
Dear Desdemona,
With all this rain we’ve been having, I’ve taken to doing my business indoors. My people feel this type of behavior is unacceptable. I feel it is cruel & unusual punishment to have me go outside-they don’t.
Can you help solve this crisis?
Thanks in advance,
Cooped up in Chicago
Dear Cooped,
I also don’t like to do my biz outside when it is raining...or windy...or dark....or too hot...or too cold, etc.
The conditions need be right - I understand.
Do you have any siblings that you could frame for this “unacceptable behavior”? This is my first suggestion.
If you need a plan B, I recommend hiding the evidence. You can do the deed under the couch or bed, behind the recliner, or in the cat box. Use your imagination!
D
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